And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
One of the hardest decisions in life is whether to move the cat on your lap so you can get up or stay still and let them sleep.
skills i have mastered
- not texting back
- eating copious amounts of food in one setting
- painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
- sleeping a lot
- being single
Writing a new japril fic…its probably going to be one of those cheesy cliché stories but who’s complaining? Gonna be set during season 8 sometime before the boards and it involves Jackson going with April to Ohio and pretending he’s her boyfriend…for an entire week! Not gonna post it until ive written more but I hope there’s some interest in this story because im pretty excited to write it!
Oh and if someone could please write some more japril smut for me to read that would be very much appreciated. K thanks!